Tags: STITCH

killfith:

neongenesist:

kyrigiris:

it’s a metaphor. you put the spider between your teeth, but you don’t actually swallow it, so you stay average and spiders georg remains an outlier who shouldn’t have been counted.

This is it. This is the beginning of the end. Eventually every single overused joke will be combined into one giant post that is the death of fun as this website collapses in on itself and we all go straight to skeleton hell jail

Not all jokes

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Tags: *snorts*

Tags: doctor who

hermione + text posts

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"Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

— My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)

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susiethemoderator:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

It’s even funnier when you see the White Tears in the comment section saying EXACTLY what the actors say in the video.

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

(via doyoubelieveinnargles)

sombreuil:

tastefullyoffensive:

[jhallcomics]

this made me giggle

(via pigrescuer)

MOVIE ALPHABET: Inception

You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

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